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  • luctensity 12:32 pm on September 9, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: life, people, ,   

    Kenak kau ijo? 

    How on Earth would people would know that the freaking seat is taken? Did you leave your bag there? No. Did you leave anything on the ****ing chair? NO. Meh I’m cool with that. I was taught how to be polite, while some people don’t know how to treat people around them properly, politely.

    Well, talking about ijo (Green), I have a short story about it.

    Things started when this little boy decided to eat some food that his mom bought in some store or whatever. No this aint hulk, my friend. When this boy started chewing the “so called food”, something ijo came out [insert adjective here] from it, sort of like melts in his mouth, dripped a little from his mouth, and to the floor. Few seconds later he noticed that ijo thingy on the floor and started licking it. YES. LICKING THE FUCKING GREEN STUFF ON THE FLOOR. THAT DISGUSTING GREEN THING, ON THE FLOOR! Pretty sure that emphasis was sufficient…

    Later that day, he kindda told his mom what he did and his mom was acting all cool, and stuff…


    Ijo is in his stomach. Somehow ijo managed to resist the powerful, strong, magnificent gastric acid in the boy’s stomach. Yeah, it flowed to the antrum, goes to duodenum, then jejenum, ileum, colon, to the rectum and anus in like, 4-5 hours. No, it wasn’t digested nor absorbed by the body.

    The end.

  • luctensity 1:37 pm on November 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Songs that you might just fall in love with:

    • You Got Me - Colbie Cailat
    • Tu Amor - RBD
    • Every Morning - Sugar Ray
    • Beggin - Madcon
    • Sunday Morning - Maroon Five
    • Promise The Stars - We The Kings
    • Quando - Michael Buble feat. Nelly Furtado
    • If I Am - Nine Days
    • Falling For You - Colbie Calliat
    • Come Right Out And Say It - Relient K
    • Let's Just Fall In Love Again - Jason Castro
    • If It's Ok With You - Shayne Ward
    • Stuck Like Glue - Sugarland

  • luctensity 9:21 am on November 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Pantun Berkawan 

    Post random jak tok n aku sik tauk nakpa dikrepak aku tok. haha!


    Tersurat : Lapar eh, dari pagi tek lom makan.
    Tersirat : Makan sama, juh!
    Jawapan : Ku gik ada maggi sigek, maok ka?

    Tersurat : Lapar eh, gedong ku sekda duit, mun sik lamak dah ku gi kafe.
    Tersirat : Chia aku lok!
    Jawapan : Eh kau sik makan? Mun kau sik makan, ku simok juak lah. Kita kan bestfriend!

    Tersurat : Eh, rajin juak kau maca book aher-aher malam tok?
    Tersirat : Tutup lampu lok! Ku mok tido.
    Jawapan : Alang-alang ngabis sigek buku tok. Kakya ku tido.

    Tersurat : *Kawan masang lagu koat-koat* Yoh disco eh!
    Tersirat : Nyerin gilak ya eh. Kecik kan sikit.
    Jawapan : *sik nengar tegal lagu koat gilak*

    Tersurat : Yoh, tang nyaman jak ya.
    Tersirat : Mok rasa kit lok.
    Jawapan : Aok, nang nyaman. Mahal ku meli nya tek.

    Tersurat : Eh, mok kluar ka? Gi sinei?
    Tersirat : Simok ngajak ku klua skali kah?
    Jawapan : *diam ajak* Nyiram bunga lok.

  • luctensity 2:38 pm on November 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Magimatically, I’m still yours! 

    I spent for almost 15 minutes thinking would it be wise to put ❤ in the title but after putting my mind to it, I decided not to because it would kindda make me sound too feminish (not that it is wrong or something, it is just that it doesn’t look proper… I think…). Nevertheless, be glad that I’m still here~ in my old dusty blog which happened to be dead for some reason.

    Earlier this morning, I realised something, well nothing in particular actually, hmm well I might as well call it as “insight” about life, I guess… You know, how people had been babbling and nagging about how difficult their life is, and how they envy with those people around them who happened to be living a so called joyful life, well of course, this is through their lenses, not really the whole picture to begin with. Not that all these really matters or something, but somehow I feel that nobody actually feels, uhhh, I don’t really know how to put it into words, or maybe the best word that I could use to describe this is ummm “grateful” of what they have?

    Some people, they tend to go for more.

    “I had this much, so why can’t I have more?”

    and if they don’t have any, they tend to question why.

    “The others got the chance to have [something]. Why can’t I?”

    Well, I could say that those statement up there represents, I dunno, maybe the whole population of human being? In a way or another, I may not have any concrete proof to back up those statements, however, if you were to think it through, very thoroughly, carefully, you’d might just agree.

    Although my point was not proven, or deliberately delivered, or explained extensively, I would also live to emphasis on another issue – why is it sooooooo freaking (freaking is an adjective people use when they ran out of ideas) difficult for people to realise how much another person, for instance, me, or anybody else; care about him or her? As much as it is very deeply excruciatingly painful and frustrating, this other person, for instance again, me, or anybody else; still clings to the person he or she cared without hesitation. On second thought, could this be somekind of witchcraft that some people naturally develop inside of them? Well, I’m just stating that since usually people who are involved in this “witchcraft” thingy have this alluring aura, lovable essence or something, again, just a thought… not a fact or anything…

    But if you were to ask me, I’m not tired of waiting because if you give up so easily, then wheres the thrill, right? ;D

    Nite peeps!

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