Top Ten Excuses for Forgetting your Homework

1. What homework??? Suits with a blur face and at the same time, scratch your head. Works 18%

2. My dog ate it! I forced it to puke but it wouldn’t listen. In the end, I killed it. I’ve sent my dog for a diagnosis and soon it will be operated. My homework should be on your desk by next month. Works 3%

3. My baby sister ate it. She got angry because I ate her cupcakes. Works 2%

4. You are getting sleeeeeepy. When I click my fingers you will think you are a chicken. *click* Will never work and amazingly, you would receive a free slap on your face!

5. On the way to school a dozen aliens came rushing up to me and used their laser guns to vapourise my homework. Works 5%

6. I’m allergic to homework. Works 8%

7. We ran out of firewood so mum used it to feed the oven.

8. The police confiscated it.

9. My dad used it as toilet paper.

10. I’m offically Anti-homeworkism so it’s against my religion.

Me?

Name: Luqman Arif B Mohamad Taha
Nickname: Luc, Meko
Birthday: 7th March
Birthplace: New Castle? hehe… Kelate
Current Location: Kuching, Sarawak
Eye Color: dark brownish amber
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 160++ i forgot…
Right Handed or Left Handed: right but a queer way of holding a pen
Your Race: Malay
The Shoes You Wore Today: NS
Your Weakness: (to be filled later)
Your Fears: The Almighty God
Your Perfect Pizza: never had one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Good png?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: “woooo”
Thoughts First Waking Up: urgh… tomorrow already? darn
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: 12 am – 3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: SKTM 2, when I’m just a kiddo
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: Never and never will
Do you Swear: most of the time… i guess…
Do you Sing: as I sing, the rain would come out to see who has the incredible voice
Do you Shower Daily: Twice daily
Have you Been in Love: might… perhaps… maybe…
Do you want to go to College: depends
Do you want to get Married: absolute answer
Do you believe in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope ;D
Do you think you are Attractive: I hope so … ;_;
Are you a Health Freak: health as in healthy or health as in sicko?
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are COOL ^o^
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: never and never will
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: gah! insane…
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: frequently
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: naw
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: often… they are nice
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: eh??
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: naw
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Teaser: sometimes
Ever been Beaten up: by my cousin… yea
Ever Shoplifted: I’m not poor… and I will never do such thing
How do you want to Die: never hope of dying but thinking of dying is good
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: tukang sapu sampah
What country would you most like to Visit: is Atlantis a country?
Favorite Eye Color: amber
Favorite Hair Color: any…
Short or Long Hair: not too long and not too short
Height:>165
Weight:<60
Best Clothing Style: T-shirt? :p
Number of Drugs have taken: I don’t think so, if you’re talking about those ectasy or something. Taken panadol, antibiotic, etc.
Number of CDs own: quite a number
Number of Piercings: haram oiii
Number of Tattoos: geez…
Number of things in my Past I Regret: uncountable

Tell me about yourself!

Election vs Homework vs Wilted Rose

saya undi untuk perpaduan,
saya undi untuk keharmonian,
saya undi untuk pembangunan,
saya undi untuk peningkatan ekonomi,
saya undi untuk bangsa malaysia,
saya undi…

BARISAN NASIONAL!

Hidup barisan!

Urgh.. finally I’m done with 1/8 of my homeworks… I can feel my add maths and history homeworks calling my name… =_= I think, most probably, I am going to fail most of the subjects, especially science related subjects and add maths since I still haven’t start my revision yet. Well, bio is good, just that I hate the fact that I need to spend time reading craps to get an A for it. Chemistry… well, I love balancing the equation but I still haven’t memorize the charge of the elements yet… and Physics, well, I don’t even understand what is physics… Pathetic… Indeed

A farewell from someone, urgh it really hurts. Well, I learned something from her. A plant without water, without proper care will certainly wilt. To know that I’m now actually alone, its nothing good, but I’m trying my best to think about it positively. Maybe, I would get the same chance, the opportunity again; one day. And I really hope, by that time, I’ve learnt that I should be grateful to what I am certain in my hands. Um and I made a stupid poem:

She knew one day

He would ask what he felt was no longer there,

She knew what to be said

As he did not know what could happen next

She drew upon a wilted rose

and he knew what she meant

He blamed himself, for leaving…

He blamed the sea, for separating…

We felt guilty.

He knew it was going to end,

because of the sea…

Re: Welcome Home!

First, I would like to wish myself a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY which was on the 7th of March, the same day as a friend of mine, Vimal, was born. Yayi! At least now I’m 16 and people always talk about their sweet 16. mwahahaha~ As for me, I think nothing interesting have happened so far… and I’m looking foward for a unique life in the future.

I came home from school on the 6th of March, which was very tiring… Plainly because starting from the 3rd till the 6th of March, we had our sports day where everyone is required to go to the track to yell, jump, cheer, yell, jump and cheer under the bright, sunny day and believe me, I got darker… Blame me for joining the perbarisan and in the end… uhhh, after standing for about 2 and a half hours, listening to a speech about animals and people, we actually WON! mwahahaha, well at least all those training actually paid off.

After being set free by the school to go back home, I quickly packed my stuffs, mainly books since I got a BAGFULL OF HOMEWORKS and I’m still looking foward finishing them all (especially additional maths)… Aside from that, I am also burdened with dozens of wedding invitations which obviously, must be attended even though I don’t know why…. So far, I still haven’t done any of my homeworks, going to attend 2 wedding ceremonies, watched 2 series of F.R.I.E.N.D.S and nothing else. Want to know more about my school? Well, next time maybe…